Hell

There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When
they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
To he first he said "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man
replied "Oh man I just love alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed
the man to a room full of alchol of every type and description and he put
the man inside and said "see you in 100 years" and locked the door.




To the second man he asked the same question and the man replied "oh man I
just love to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife
man". So the devil took the man and showed him to a room full of hundreds
upon thousands of georgeous and beautiful naked women. The man ran inside
and the devil said "see you in 100 years" and locked the door.

The third man's answer to the question was "oh man I just LOVE weed! Im high
all the time man and I can't live without it!". The devil showed the man to
a room packed with the most amazing grade-A bud you've ever seen, stacked to
the roof! The man went inside and the devil locked the door after saying
"see you in 100 years".

100 years later the devil came by to let the three men out. He opened the
door to the first man's room and found the man collapsed on the ground,
passed out with empty bottles laying around him and puke all over him. He
was a mess.
The devil opened the 2nd man's door and the man came running out of the room
and cried "IM GAY! IM GAY!". Finally the devil came to the third man's room
and opened the door. Sitting in the middle of all the bud, in the exact same
position the devil had left him in was the man. He looked up at the devil
and with a single tear rolling down his cheek he asked ; "hey man, got a
light?"