Thursday, January 21, 2010
Some Good Ones
JOKE 1
A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to get married.
His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the girl was, and he told him that it was Samantha, a girl from the neighborhood. With a sad face the old man said to his son, ''I'm sorry to say this son but I have to. The girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell your mother.''
The young man again brought three more names to his father but ended up frustrated because the response was! still the same.
So he decides to go to his mother. ''Mom I want to get married but all the girls that I love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn't tell you.'' His mother smiling said to him, ''Don't worry my son, you can marry any of those girls. You're not his son.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Hell
There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When
they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
To he first he said "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man
replied "Oh man I just love alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed
the man to a room full of alchol of every type and description and he put
the man inside and said "see you in 100 years" and locked the door.
they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
To he first he said "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man
replied "Oh man I just love alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed
the man to a room full of alchol of every type and description and he put
the man inside and said "see you in 100 years" and locked the door.
Some Good Ones on Marriage
Bride of the 21st Century
A newly wed girl was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional
manner. She was asked to give a little speech. She addressed as follows:
"My dear family members, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and
family", she said "Firstly, with my presence I would not want to create any
inconveniences by my being here. I mean that I don't want you all to change
your way of life, your routine."
"What do you mean my child?" asked the patriarch of the family.
What I mean dad is:
Those who used to wash dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked shouldn't stop on my account.
Those who used to clean should clean.
As for me, I am here just to entertain your son!
This is called a bride from 21st Century!!!!
A newly wed girl was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional
manner. She was asked to give a little speech. She addressed as follows:
"My dear family members, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and
family", she said "Firstly, with my presence I would not want to create any
inconveniences by my being here. I mean that I don't want you all to change
your way of life, your routine."
"What do you mean my child?" asked the patriarch of the family.
What I mean dad is:
Those who used to wash dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked shouldn't stop on my account.
Those who used to clean should clean.
As for me, I am here just to entertain your son!
This is called a bride from 21st Century!!!!
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