Daddy Longlegs

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
'They're mating,' her father replied.
'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.
'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.
'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat...

'Well, we're not having any of that moffie kak in our garden' she said.