Secret of Marriage

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in
Montego Bay , Jamaica .

Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.

People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple" The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. The Husband replied, "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America ," explained the man...
"We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona , and took a trip down to the
bottom of the canyon, by horse.

We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell
off.

My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."

"We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. Again my wife
quietly said, "That's twice."

We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time my
wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.

I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor
animal like that, are you *+%$**£" crazy!?"

She looked at ME, and quietly said, "That's once."

And from that moment "We have lived happily every after."